Uncontrolled giggling

Ok, so, Tim pointed me to this fantastic site. It has really changed my life… Pffft. No, no seriously. Snort. I mean, this guy has real insight. Did you know that UPC codes are the mark of the devil? It’s right there. Chortle. On the internet! And, I know this is a shocker, but it turns out that Santa is an anagram of Satan! Gasp. This guy meticulously researched that this is true! And, fortunately he also takes on thost blasphemers who postulated about what Jesus might drive.

I know, I shouldn’t make fun of people who are well meaning. It’s cruel. So I’ll stop. Just read the site. I don’t have to do any mocking, he does it himself.